Jingle Bells for Sales: A Christmas Parody of Jingle Bells


It’s that time of year again when I write a sales rendition of a favorite Christmas song or poem. This year’s song is purported to be the first song ever played in space back in 1965 by the Gemini 6 astronauts: “Jingle Bells!” Get the tune solidly in mind, then use these salesy lyrics to […]

I’m Dreaming of Closed Sales for Christmas

Dreaming of Closed Sale

Each year we write a fun sales parody on a holiday classic. This year we’ve chosen one of my favorite songs, A White Christmas. I can just hear Bing Crosby singing it in the movies “Holiday Inn” and “White Christmas.” Enjoy our spoof, and may your holidays be bright with love, joy – and sales […]

It’s the Most Wonderful Sales Time of the Year

In keeping with my annual tradition to write a parody on a holiday favorite poem or song, this year’s choice is “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.” While everyone else is having fun shopping and partying, even leaving work early, those of us in sales are busy trying to squeeze one – or […]