Each year we write a fun sales parody on a holiday classic. This year we’ve chosen one of my favorite songs, A White Christmas. I can just hear Bing Crosby singing it in the movies “Holiday Inn” and “White Christmas.”
Enjoy our spoof, and may your holidays be bright with love, joy – and sales success.
I’m dreaming of a closed sale, Just like the ones I used to know. Where I get bountiful commissions, And clients listen, To hear their business start to grow. I’m dreaming of a closed sale, With every December proposal that I write. May your year-end quotas be easy and light, And may all your final sales close tonight. I’m dreaming of a closed sale, Just like the ones I used to know. Without discounts or competitive battles, Where I get plentiful commissions, That help my bank account and our business grow. I’m dreaming of a closed sale, With every year-end proposal that I write. May all clients’ acceptances alight, And may all your final sales close tonight.
Straining for more holiday tunes? Here’s last year’s spoof on “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!”
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