Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: A Sales Parody with Eddie the Eager Salesman

Sales Parody Songs

Each year we have some fun with the season, taking a Christmas song or poem and putting our special sales twist on it. Sing along to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and join our fun.

May you have a happy, healthy, safe holiday season, closing the year strong (yup, you can still close more sales so get our Close the Year Strong ebook) and bounding into January with a fast start!

Eddie the eager salesman
Had a very shiny deal
And if he ever closed it
It would really be unreal

All of the other salesman
Used to take all the good sales
They always had poor Eddie
Sending postcards and answering email

Then one foggy Christmas eve
The sales manager came to say,
“Eddie, with your sales skills so right
Won’t you close this deal tonight?”
Then how the salesmen loved him
As they shouted out with fervor!
“Eddie the eager salesman,
you’ll get a big commission for sure!”

Liked this one so much you want more? Check out all the sales parodies in the Christmas category on our blog.

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